A pretty-ass collection of poems.

I'm making an assload of things to point fun at the "Roses are red, violets are blue" poem.


Roses are red,
Violets are bl- Wait. BLUE? VIOLET MEANS FUCKING PURPLE.



Roses are a flower
Violets are toasters
I suck at this game
Fuck.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I even gave a shit,
I'd make this for you.

Roses are red,
Violets are red-
OH FUCK MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Painis Cupcake
and I will eat you.

Roses are FUCK
Violets are SHIT
Sugar is FULL OF BULLSHIT
And so are you, too.

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
We're in Soviet Russia
Now you can all drop dead.

Roses are rainbow
Violets are rainbow
What am I on?
Cause I want some more.

Roses are [adjective]
Violets are [adjective]
Sugar is [adjective]
And so are [pronoun], too.

My roses are gone,
My violets are too.
Cause of those fucking rabbits
And those god damn deer too.

The roses are dead.
The violets are through.
Isn't it just funny
How you're a victim, too?

And finally...

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Why are reading this?
The poems ain't worth poo.